And I don't make shaved ice, either.

(Nao goes to look at the results of Shou's shaved ice challenge.)
Nao: Hey, there's no syrup on here! And that one has more ice! HEY, BOY...
(he holds up the shaved ice, sniffs it, and puts it down.)
Nao: Yep, that's shaved ice!
Tora: Well, Nao, what'll it be? Out or safe?
Nao: Well, he did do his best. You saw him work really hard, didn't you! 
(Nao suddenly grabs the ice shaver and works it twice as fast as Shou.)
Nao: OUT!!
Shou: Fine, fine, I get it...
Tora: Well, we're sorry, but here he comes for the fourth time.
(The goddess comes back out.)
Shou: Just do your job.
(He gets smacked.)
Tora: Ouch! That one looked like it hurt!
(Shou whines and hugs the tv screen.)
Tora: This is pretty sad, I mean...it is for his birthday...
Shou: it hurts!
Nao: life is full of mountains we all must climb...it's crushing but you've got to do your best!
Tora: Yeah. Well, let's move on, we still have more!
(Shou shakes his head.)
(alice9channel, 12.7.13)

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Tora, reading the letter: this episode will be full of stuff that’s been a secret to Hiroto…!
Hiroto: WHAT?!
Tora: everything’s been planned without you knowing.
Hiroto: REALLY?! Eh?
Tora: yeah, we all knew.
Hiroto: For real?!
Tora: WE KNOW ALL.

(alice9channel, 12.5.18)

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Tora: (laughing evilly) So what do you think of the set change?
Hiroto: It’s changed but…I feel like I’ve seen it somewhere before.
Tora: It has that feel to it, doesn’t it…
Hiroto: Like maybe last year, from home, I saw it….
Tora: LIke from last year but in June, right? (referring to Saga’s ‘birthday episode’) 

(alice9channel, 12.5.18)

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#9: How much can Hiroto’s body handle?  

Hiroto doesn’t look too happy about this.

(alice9channel, 12.5.18)

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#4: how cool is Hiroto? He gets hooked up to a device that will basically ‘massage’ him. While hooked up, he has to act cool while giving an interview about how he got into music. (alice9channel, 12.5.18)

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Hiroto models his ‘stache.

Nao: You look rather fatherly…

(alice9channel, 12.5.18)

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“Write ‘Thursday’ in English.”

Each member failed, so they just gave them all points.

(alice9channel, 12.3.8)